Fun Friday

Written By: carolmoye - Aug• 15•14

The last two weeks have been intense. Violence in the Middle East, the loss of Robin Williams, the madness in Ferguson Missouri, police harming or killing innocents….. I need a laugh.

Here’s a joke that I borrowed from

Speeding Ticket Joke

So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license?” She says “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.” His brow furrows and he straightens up. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car?” She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.” “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.” He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window. “Ma’am, can I see your license?” he asks sternly. “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. He squints warily at it. “This looks legitimate,” he mumbles. “Can I see the registration to this car?” She pulls it out of the glove compartment and hands it to him. “Ma’am, stand back!” He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches: but it was completely empty… The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!”

The fabulous humor author, Carol Wyer has jokes on her blog every Friday. She calls it “Feel Good Friday”. The joke above appeared on her blog along with many other corny but fun jokes. Here’s her frog page from a couple of weeks ago. Feel Good Friday Frog Page

The Oatmeal can be quite funny. Here’s a link to their jokes page: Dumb Jokes That are Funny

Hope you find something that makes you laugh today.


Although I linked to clean jokes, not everything on the Oatmeal page nor Carol Wyer’s page is child friendly. Some of the jokes on the Great Clean Jokes page are a bit offensive. Proceed with caution.



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  1. Carol E Wyer says:

    Thank you so much for mentioning me. I love a good laugh. Some days it is important to have a chuckle. Thanks for the new links too. I’ll go look for some new material there!

  2. carolmoye says:

    Hope you find some good things. Thanks for all the Friday laughs. 🙂

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  4. Within the top ten of my favorite articles, thanks!

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