I found a free joke book on Amazon today. It’s called 101 Best Jokes by various authors. Free works. I won’t say it’s the best joke book ever. It was just what I needed at the moment and I am grateful I found it, and did I say FREE?

Here are a few samples:

“I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”

“A french fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘Hey, could I get a beer please?’ The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, “No, we don’t serve food here.'”

“A drunk walks into a bar. ‘Ouch!’ he says.”

“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘You guys better not start anything in here!'”

Thanks to all the veterans. Hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend. Bring on summer! I’m ready!